john wallace - wallacefoto

Hey, it's me!

We are all complex beings. Far be it from me to say that I am more so than you. My grandpa used to say "once a pancake, always a pancake." With that, here is a list of things I like or have liked.

track and field uniforms, platypuses, kids(mine), steak-ums with yellow mustard, fall, anklepants - the font, shadows, wool fleece, the cheetah, demolition derbies, televised bowling, block-rockin' beats, donut holes, ebony pencils, concerts, gin, the smell of camping, robot dancing, slide shows, wine on a plane, running down the stairs, breaded foods, lipping a bass, couch naps, shaving after a beard, sight hounds, curls for the girls, shrink to fit, moss, nordic metal, terrariums, knotty pine - when appropriate....